Denouement Diaries - Week 29

Essentially the ramblings of two adults that probably require adult supervision.

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Anyway, let's get into it:


24/8/23 - Day 197: Oslo --> Stockholm

  • Realised that our nice hotel in Oslo had a breakfast buffet.
  • So we hit the breakfast buffet...
  • Then got moving.
  • Paid our parking on a stupid app on the way out.
  • Then into a usual driving day.
  • Roadie coffees.
  • Finally replaced some sunnies from a servo.
  • Then eventually when we had to pee we found a Viking exhibit in a field (after we had crossed back in to Sweden).
  • It was simple but cool. Lots of little exhibits and re-creations of viking villages and settings.
  • Then onwards.
  • Stopped for some lunch on the road. Had kebabs.
  • Then eventually rolled in to Stockholm in the evening.
  • Checked in after working out where to park in our hotel.
  • Then we weren't too keen on extending the driving to get in to the centrum.
  • So we wandered over into the neighbourhood and grabbed a pizza so we could watch 'Frozen 2' in our room...

25/8/23 - Day 198: Stockholm

  • Up a bit earlier and walked to a nearby train station to get in to the centrum.
  • Trains are very easy here. Just tap any random debit card.
  • Easily in to the centrum.
  • Then looking for a coffee.
  • Lots of places were shut. Weekday at 0830. But I suppoed it's summer holidays. Dunno.
  • Found one and sat and had a few coffees and some pastries.
  • Then went down to the docks to fnd out boat for an archipelago cruise tour.
  • Old steam boat. More than 100 years old.
  • Got going and it was great.
  • Stockholm is very cool.
  • Thousands of islands with lots of little sailing cottages everywhere. House hunting...
  • Saw the big fort from the water.
  • Back at port we wandered around to the east and on to the island with all the museums and stopped a the first little cafe for lunch. Was good.
  • Then on to the Vasa museum.
  • It was amazing. Nearly 500 year old ship. Hilarioulsy sank on it's maiden voyage just out the front of the museum somewhere. Salvaged 98% intact hundred of years later. Very impressive.
  • Then the ABBA museum. Which was fantastic. All the costumes and even recording studio sets, old pianos.
  • But the history was the better bit. I didn't know that they were all independently successful artists before coming together to form ABBA prior to Eurovision. And 'Ring' Ring' aven precedes their Eurovision rise.
  • And I didn't realise how prolific they all were even after they split - solo careers, musicals, movies...
  • Then trammed back towards the centrum to find Casey's next pole class.
  • Coffees on the way.
  • Dropped her off. And I just went and chilled in a coffee shop.
  • Rubbish weather in the afternoon.
  • Before picking up Casey and heading back to the hotel in the evening.
  • Got some poke bowls delivered. And watched 'Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again' in honour of ABBA.

26/8/23 - Day 199: Stockholm --> Copenhagen

  • Up and moving for a drive down to Denmark.
  • Rubbish weather again.
  • Couple of coffees and some pastries on the way.
  • Then hunkered in.
  • Until a stop at Maccas for some nuggets for lunch.
  • And some more coffees here and there.
  • Listening to a suprisingly large Swedish group of singers - just google famous Swedish artists - there are heaps.
  • Before getting to the end of Sweden. Skirting Malmo. Then on to the bridge. After paying >$100 AUD for the toll...
  • The bridge to Copenhagen is amazing.
  • A bridge that dives into a tunnel halfay across.
  • Popped out in Denmark.
  • Then found that our next hotel was at the Danish Olympic training centre....
  • Some tips from Kayla had us turned around after checking in and dumping bags to go into the centrum to find the Tivoli.
  • Parked near some shops. And got a train.
  • The 180 year old theme park in the middle of the city.
  • Which is beautiful. Lots of gardens and flower exhibits. Among the sideshows and rides.
  • We went on the Hans Christian Anderson ride through all the creepy fairytales.
  • And wandered.
  • Expensive coffees.
  • Watched the ballet show in the pantomime theatre towards 2000 hours. Then headed off because it was starting to get a bit chilly.
  • Train back to Valby station.
  • Picked up some burgers.
  • Then back to our accomodation and watched 'The Hunt' - Mads Mikkelsen movie.

27/8/23 - Day 200: Copenhagen

  • Up and had breakfast in our hotel.
  • Then in to the car and drove to the same shops as yesterday.
  • Left the car.
  • Train in to the centro.
  • Then walked to the Rathaus plaza.
  • To find Kayla!!
  • Then it became Kayla-tiki.
  • She gave us a bit of a tour around the city.
  • Saw the little mermaid's creepy forgotten sunken children in the canal.
  • Had some coffees.
  • Toured the royal sights.
  • Did not see Princess Mary.
  • Then eventually dropped Casey off to her next pole class.
  • And Kayla and I went wandering through the park.
  • Saw the creepy dummy tree - when Danish children grow out of their dummies (pacifiers) they write them a goodbye letter, put them all in a bag with that letter, then hang them in a tree in the park. So the tree in question is....terrifying...
  • More coffee.
  • Picked up Casey.
  • Then had some snacks and chatted.
  • Kayla had some burgers waiting for her at home.
  • So we took our separate buses home.
  • We grabbed some simple groceries including a microwave spaghetti from the shops.
  • Then back to our accomodation.
  • Where I could not find a microwave.
  • I looked. I even found Team Denmark's gym.
  • I may have even considered warming up a spaghetti with a hair dryer.
  • Gave up and went and found a takeaway pizza.
  • Watched 'You are so not coming to my Bat Miztvah' on Netflix - is great

28/8/23 - Day 201: Legoland

  • Up early and early breakfast.
  • Then early checkout.
  • For a couple of hours drive to Lego Land!!
  • Parked the car at the Lego Hotel then walked in to the park.
  • Was amazing.
  • The miniature European towns made from Lego are incredible - the roads work, the bridges lift to allow ships passage, the locks hold water, everything is awesome.
  • We basically went on every ride.
  • Ate chocolate shaped like Lego.
  • Then retired to the Legoland Hotel to check in proper.
  • In to the 'Pirate Room' - nautical themed. With a box of Lego to play with, of course.
  • Massive buffet dinner - Roast rump was quite noice...
  • Then we started watching the Lego movie. Which is actually really funny.

29/8/23 - Day 202: Bremen

  • Buffet breakfast...
  • Eventually checked out and did the short-ish drive down to Bremen so we could catch up with Courtney - a crazy Kiwi that Casey hung out with on a day tour in Peru months ago that I couldn't be bothered getting out of bed at 0345 for...
  • She works on a megayacht. Billionaire stuff.
  • Bremen is.....not the nicest place in Europe. But we really weren't there to look around much.
  • So to the hotel.
  • Washed some clothes in preparation of leaving Europe tomorrow.
  • Then eventually drove in to town to 'Muchos Mas', a Spanish tapas place, for dinner.
  • We arrived first. Courtney found us.
  • Screaming and girl hugs ensued.
  • Many plates of food.
  • These women are crazy.
  • After dinner we dropped Courtney back at the dock. No way was she catching the train and walking...because Bremen.
  • Then back to the hotel.
  • And packed up a little for the morning.

30/8/23 - Day 203: Back to the Airport

  • The hotel served some breakfast so we grabbed some coffee and pastry.
  • But otherwise we were out fairly early.
  • Bit of a drive back to Paris CDG airport.
  • I cracked on with the Autobahns through German roadworks.
  • Cut across the southern little pituitary of the Netherlands.
  • Through Belgium.
  • Lunch at a highway restaurant thing was ordinary.
  • In to France.
  • And back to the Renault depot successfully navigated from memory.
  • Actually quite an easy process of returning the car to the French.
  • Just emptied our bags out of the car.
  • Handed in the keys and registration.
  • Signed something.
  • And then their little van transferred us to the Terminal.
  • Sad waves to Monsieur Gustave H. II......
  • Then did the airport chill game.
  • Quite early for our flight. But I didn't want to be sightseeing in the French countryside then have to rush back to the airport through traffic or something.
  • So chilled at a starbucks.
  • Eventually able to check in.
  • Did the stupid Charles de Gaule airport thing of insane moving staircases in a tube then a massive travellator over to the departures area.
  • Had dinner at some Asian place in the departures terminal.
  • Then eventually on to the first flight...

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